Remember when I said that maybe there should be some sort of IQ test to get into the Senate?
Well, maybe we should have a literacy test to get into the House? Nah, you’re probably right, there’s no reason to have a grasp of English to legislate in this country.
I’m ashamed that this woman is allowed to govern my country.
Some hilites (and I’m not getting into the Robe, or the stilted speech that clearly evidences her lack of familiarity with punctuation, reading or English in general):
:09 – “Thank you Mr. Speaker.” I may be nitpicking, but isn’t our Speaker of the House a woman? Don’t you think Congresspeople should have at least a working knowledge of the legislative body of which they form a part?
:20 – Yeah, College Football’s Championship system is totally BS. I agree with her on that.
:25 – The first of several times that she calls the team The Gator.
:27 – “I want to grajalate.” I’m sure you do, but maybe not on the floor of the House?
:43 – It’s very important to have “Sportminchip.” It’s actually a very yummy flavor of a new athletic product: PowerIceCreamAde.
1:11 – “Corch Irvin Meyers” – I think she means this guy.
1:39 and 1:42 – Reka.
1:43 – Tim TiVo. That guy really watched a lot of tape.
2:20 “It is matters the most.” It is. It really is.
3:15 – “The Gators are superb to any other school with the conferences that we play in.” …………………….. Whoa, I’m sorry, my eyes just crossed for a second.
3:30 – Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?