Posted by: noyam | September 15, 2009

Redskins

Being a Cowboy fan, I hate the Redskins as much as anyone.

And I’m sure that whoever is writing these briefs for these appellate suits obviously deals with whatever first amendment case law as applies, so this isn’t so much going to be a legal post as a common sense one.

SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Just, just….stop it.  Stop wasting the time of the Supreme Court of the United States, the highest and most important court in the land that ’s there to decide matter of critical constitutional importance with trivial bullshit just beause you’re offended.

Just SHUT UP!

(Context: here)

Posted by: noyam | August 19, 2009

Oh, I Hate Brett Favre

Obviously, I’m not reporting news about Favre coming back, again, un-re-un-re-re-retiring, but goddamn do I hate him something fierce.

Take, for instance, this quote in today’s NY Post:

“This is not about revenge, or anything like that, believe me,” Favre said. “I think it’s great for football. I can’t see how you wouldn’t think it would be.”

Holy F-ing Damn!!  He’s not doing this for himself, he’s coming back to play for the Vikings for the good of the game.  He really thinks he’s God’s gift to football, that sitting out would be bad for the game and he has a responsibility to play (just not to go to training camp or put any work in).  It’s not about him, no, it’s great for FOOTBALL.  As if football desperately needs him.  He can’t even see how this entire shitshow wouldn’t be good for football!! 

What a f-ing narcisistic piece of shit douchebag.  Ugh, I HATE HIM.

Right now, I can only hope that some defensive lineman is planning on rolling through his knee.  Please, GOD, let that happen.

Posted by: noyam | August 11, 2009

Women Are Crazy

Absolutely CRAZY!

See here for some evidence.

 

Via: GorillaMask

Posted by: noyam | July 31, 2009

Yeah, I Was Right

Don’t act so shocked….it happens!

Let’s see:

I said it three years ago.

I said it again on May 15th of this year.

Now, the New York Times says it: David Ortiz was on steroids.

This is why the Mitchell Report was so worthless, because it came across as trying to be comprehensive, and focused, mainly, on one or two teams, completely ignoring the rest.

Meanwhile, everyone used to it bury the Yanks, unfairly (unfair in the sense that they were focused on, instead of being considered ordinary).

Ha!  Finally!

Posted by: noyam | July 28, 2009

Should The Yankees Trade Joba?

I wonder if Joba Chamberlain’s perceived value is higher than his actual value right now?  Would the Yankees benefit from dealing him, possibly in a deal for an established top-line starter (like Roy Halladay)?

My own thoughts?  I think so.

Posted by: noyam | June 29, 2009

The Summer of Noyam Continues

So far, I’ve read two of the books that I’ve wanted to read for a long time that I put on my summer reading list.

The drumming thing didn’t work out.  As  much fun as it sounds like, I don’t have the time to devote to make it worthwhile.  There’s no reason to do it half-assed.

But, that doesn’t matter.  Because we are on the next thing, and this one’s the one thing I’ve been looking forward to for a long, long time.

Again, v’hmayvin yavin.

Posted by: noyam | June 23, 2009

“Thanks, I Like To Play”

V’Hamayvin Yavin

Posted by: noyam | June 17, 2009

Golfers Are So Racist

Look how they describe the “Black” Course:

“Hard. Long. Wet.” – Henrik Stenson

“The difficulty of [it] is how long it is.” – Geoff Ogivly

“The [Black] is … long.” – Tiger Woods.

Man.  Such stereotyping.  And Henrik Stenson is a sicko.  He might rape the course before the weekend is over.

Posted by: noyam | June 5, 2009

SYTYCD Top 20

So You Think You Can Dance revealed their Top 20 last night, and sadly, two of my early favorites didn’t make it.  Now, before you go saying “Well, Noyam, don’t love sucly dancers” let me point out that the reason my guys didn’t make the Top 20 wasn’t because they weren’t good.  In fact, one was freakin’ awesome.

I mean, check out the move he does at the :16 mark:

Or just watch this solo from Vegas Week:

Wow.  No, the reason Alex Wong didn’t make it was because he was already under contract to the Miami Ballet Company, and couldn’t get released.  Hopefully, that will be remedied by next season, and he can get a fast track to the Top 20 in Season 6, joining Nathan Trasoras, who was too young to be eligible this year, and got a pre-approved Season 6 Vegas pass.  Here’s his solo this year:

Meanwhile, we had to know only one Kasprzak brother was going to make it, even though they are both great dancers with great personalities.

Evan is a little more telegenic, which probably explains why he made it.  But, I really think Ryan’s great, too, as evidenced by his tap solo up there.  He’s also, apparently, very smart and a great choreographer (fast forward to 2:20 mark).

I doubt he’ll give up the chance to make the show as a dancer, but I would love to see them give him the chance to come on as a choreographer, and maybe give him a leg up in that way, because he’s pretty damn good with that.

Posted by: noyam | June 4, 2009

Marriage, Defined

For all you who like to rail about the bible’s definition of marriage:

 

Hattip: GorillaMask

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